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The mealworm is pretty small, so here’s a close-up so you can get a better look. It’s a very good-looking worm and also works part-time as a mealworm model.

The philosophy of this comic is actually great for everyday life. Makes everything easier and saves you a ton of pressure and stress. Tested it myself. Also works well at most jobs, as long as the boss isn’t looking.

I spent about five times as long on the background as I did on the cartoon itself. But that’s okay. I needed an excuse to avoid doing housework.

In October, the Easter Bunny has a side job as the Halloween Bunny. But when kids ring his doorbell to get candy, he either doesn’t open the door at all or throws Brussels sprouts at them.

In winter, the Easter Bunny also works as the Christmas Bunny. That’s when all the kids get kale—whether they want it or not. It’s for their own good, the bunny claims.

That’s really not too much to ask.

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That was the day ChatGPT achieved REAL artificial intelligence…

Some birds even start singing at 2 a.m. That’s because they sing in special keys, like F minor. Since most birds agree to chirp in A major, the F minor birds have to switch to different times (A major and F minor clash pretty badly).

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Every cat should get a new cardboard box every day as a reward.

It’s Saturday today, but I woke up at 6:30 AM for no apparent reason and couldn’t fall back asleep. It’s terrible. Good morning!