Relaxation
The wall
Endless Weekend
Nature
When people walk toward you, it’s still pretty okay—you just pass each other, and then it’s back to peace and quiet.
But if they’re walking in front of you or behind you at roughly the same pace, the whole vibe is ruined. The only thing that might help is stopping and pretending to tie your shoes for 42 minutes.
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Exhausted
World Peace
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By the way, these are supposed to be unicorn fish, not narwhals. (Narwhals don’t have a horn; they have a giant tooth. But I can’t scribble something like that—it would probably look super weird.)
Unicorn fish came to be like this: Most of the unicorns that used to roam around here eventually got fed up, jumped into the ocean, and evolved into narwhals. That’s why you don’t see unicorns running around anymore. Nature is full of wonders!
Friendly
Authentic self
Must stop
Swap roles
The alien comes from a world where everyone is very honest and fair to each other because, from an alien’s perspective, anything else just wouldn’t make sense. That’s why it’s not very good at spotting tricks and scams.
If the alien had an email inbox, it would read every single spam email carefully and always reply very politely. At least at first. Over time, aliens probably learn too.
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Elections
Not stupid
Sometimes people ask me a question I could easily answer if I just took a moment to think. But often I don’t WANT to think. So usually I just say, “That’s a good question…” instead of answering. It always fits and *sounds* really thoughtful, but it doesn’t require any effort from my lazy brain.
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Cuddles duell
For as long as it takes
One of us
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