That was the day ChatGPT achieved REAL artificial intelligence…
Chirping
Some birds even start singing at 2 a.m. That’s because they sing in special keys, like F minor. Since most birds agree to chirp in A major, the F minor birds have to switch to different times (A major and F minor clash pretty badly).
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Every cat should get a new cardboard box every day as a reward.
Morning people
Demons
Lying around
Sleep and forget
In its dreams, the Hippo loves travelling the universe and swimming through intergalactic rivers. And in its imagination, it’s the lead singer of a famous band called “The Turteltauben” (The Turtledoves) that plays a mix of German folk music and heavy metal.
The Hippo isn’t a huge fan of reality, though.
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The best solution in a case like that would probably be a pet:
Insignificant
Motivational chocolate
Most of the time, I don’t buy chocolate because as soon as there’s chocolate lying around, my brain insists I eat all of it at once. If I refuse, I can’t get any work done, because my brain won’t stop thinking about the chocolate until I finally give in. And after I eat it, my brain gets super mad because now there’s no chocolate left.
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Morning Coffee
Trophy
Brain fuel
Pizza love
Relaxation
The wall
Endless Weekend
Nature
When people walk toward you, it’s still pretty okay. You just pass each other, and then it’s back to peace and quiet.
But if they’re walking in front of you or behind you at roughly the same pace, the whole vibe is ruined. The only thing that might help is stopping and pretending to tie your shoes for 42 minutes.
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