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In October, the Easter Bunny has a side job as the Halloween Bunny. But when kids ring his doorbell to get candy, he either doesn’t open the door at all or throws Brussels sprouts at them.

In winter, the Easter Bunny also works as the Christmas Bunny. That’s when all the kids get kale, whether they want it or not. It’s for their own good, the bunny claims.

That’s really not too much to ask.

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That was the day ChatGPT achieved REAL artificial intelligence…

Some birds even start singing at 2 a.m. That’s because they sing in special keys, like F minor. Since most birds agree to chirp in A major, the F minor birds have to switch to different times (A major and F minor clash pretty badly).

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Every cat should get a new cardboard box every day as a reward.

It’s Saturday today, but I woke up at 6:30 AM for no apparent reason and couldn’t fall back asleep. It’s terrible. Good morning!

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In its dreams, the Hippo loves travelling the universe and swimming through intergalactic rivers. And in its imagination, it’s the lead singer of a famous band called “The Turteltauben” (The Turtledoves) that plays a mix of German folk music and heavy metal.

The Hippo isn’t a huge fan of reality, though.

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The best solution in a case like that would probably be a pet:

Most of the time, I don’t buy chocolate because as soon as there’s chocolate lying around, my brain insists I eat all of it at once. If I refuse, I can’t get any work done, because my brain won’t stop thinking about the chocolate until I finally give in. And after I eat it, my brain gets super mad because now there’s no chocolate left.

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I’ve drawn around 5,000 comics in my life, and I’m pretty sure I had caffeine in my bloodstream for every single one of them.

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We worked hard for this trophy, and a whole lot of people from all corners of the world contributed a little part to it. (A few even contributed a huge part all on their own.)

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Unfortunately, cookies don’t contain many vitamins. That’s why we have to eat massive amounts of cookies to obtain enough vitamins. It can be a lot of work, but good health is important. 🍪

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