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That’s really not too much to ask.

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That was the day ChatGPT achieved REAL artificial intelligence…

Some birds even start singing at 2 a.m. That’s because they sing in special keys, like F minor. Since most birds agree to chirp in A major, the F minor birds have to switch to different times (A major and F minor clash pretty badly).

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Every cat should get a new cardboard box every day as a reward.

It’s Saturday today, but I woke up at 6:30 AM for no apparent reason and couldn’t fall back asleep. It’s terrible. Good morning!

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In its dreams, the Hippo loves travelling the universe and swimming through intergalactic rivers. And in its imagination, it’s the lead singer of a famous band called “The Turteltauben” (The Turtledoves) that plays a mix of German folk music and heavy metal.

The Hippo isn’t a huge fan of reality, though.

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The best solution in a case like that would probably be a pet:

Most of the time, I don’t buy chocolate because as soon as there’s chocolate lying around, my brain insists I eat all of it at once. If I refuse, I can’t get any work done, because my brain won’t stop thinking about the chocolate until I finally give in. And after I eat it, my brain gets super mad because now there’s no chocolate left.

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I’ve drawn around 5,000 comics in my life, and I’m pretty sure I had caffeine in my bloodstream for every single one of them.

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We worked hard for this trophy, and a whole lot of people from all corners of the world contributed a little part to it. (A few even contributed a huge part all on their own.)

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Unfortunately, cookies don’t contain many vitamins. That’s why we have to eat massive amounts of cookies to obtain enough vitamins. It can be a lot of work, but good health is important. 🍪

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Sometimes I put in a bit of extra effort when drawing the faces…